would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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