Buhtt sex?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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