he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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