dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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