dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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