Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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