if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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