Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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