She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
