YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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