Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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