as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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