She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
