She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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