I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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