so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
