I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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