there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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