Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The air taste purple.
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