they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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