I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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