well I can't set my house on fire every night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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