I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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