Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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