ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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