so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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