The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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