thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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