At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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