I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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