The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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