i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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