I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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