i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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