i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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