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i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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