I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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