I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
