somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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