Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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