I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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