so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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