office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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