hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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