her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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