The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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