This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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