the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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