if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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