we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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