She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize