I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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