who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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