She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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